“He had his whole life planned out on note cards. And I mean all of it. Past, present and future.”

“How’d that work?”

“Whenever he wanted to forget something he could just throw out the card and there would be no artifact left to indicate it ever existed in the first place.”

“So what do you have planned?”

“I don’t know but I’ve been getting a lot of good advice from the forums on Amazon.”

“Seriously?”

“Fuck no, but you’d be surprised how many people think they are.”